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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

The alien we need

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The alien we need

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • lazynooblet@lazysoci.al
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    1 年前

    This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

  • BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works
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    New band name: Alien Prolapse

    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 年前

      Fractal Prolapse

      • 0ops@piefed.zip
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        1 年前

        Infinite Sphincter Sequence

        • DancingBear@midwest.social
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          1 年前

          Nah man…. Nah…. 🤦‍♂️

          • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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            1 年前

            Yeah man… Yeah … Really brings a new definition to the ISS

  • quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub
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    This would imply the existence of butthuggers

    • 🖖USS-Ethernet@startrek.website
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      1 年前

      😱

      • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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        😏

  • Cocopanda@lemmy.world
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    I’m gonna 3D print this

    • shai_hulud@lemmy.world
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      1 年前

      You already doo, no?

  • normalexit@lemmy.world
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    I’m not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don’t know if I’ve seen it.

    If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

    • Luffy@lemmy.ml
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      If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn’t digest and build their organic structure with it

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    1 年前

    Anuception.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    ass…

    ticipation

  • sundray@piefed.social
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    It is the perfect organism…

  • ace_garp@lemmy.world
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    1 年前

    “I got a bad feeling about this drop”

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    1 年前

    …aaaand there’s a new Pornhub tab.

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