So I guess they wrote the files as a report about what a great and convincing job he did as an FBI plant?

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    Well you see, Donald Trump did nothing wrong because he was really a criminal informant. He only raped children on a famous child sex island just so he could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.

    Ghislaine Maxwell was also a criminal informant. She only sourced, trafficked, drugged, and raped children so she could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.

    Jeffrey Epstein was also a criminal informant. He only trafficked, drugged, and raped children while leading the largest child sex brothel in modern history so he could gain Ghislaine Maxwell’s and Donald Trump’s trust and support.

    In the end was all just actually a really funny misunderstanding that anyone with a private jet could make. There were no criminals and this was all a victimless crime anyway so everyone should just forget about it. Also, we don’t need to release all the files that we have on the matter even though we promised to because it’s just such a silly, innocent mistake and it will just disprove our narratives.

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      I wish i had critical thinking to read between the lines but on the surface, everything you said checks out. Let’s print this story!

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        I just wonder if this happened before or after Alexander Acosta gave him (Epstein) a non-prosecution agreement keeping him out of federal prison and in a work release weekend sentence in a county jail? And why knowing this, and being an “informant”, would Trump then appoint this man his Secretary of Labor? Was it like a 20 year covert operation, while at the same time committing tax fraud, election interference, espionage, and even more sexual assault?

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    There’s just something so wholesome about a president that folds over forward when he laughs rather than leans backwards. It just seems so down-to-earth. I dunno.

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    This image is delightful. I’m quite removed from a lot of US politics but I couldn’t find what the context was, can anyone explain?

    Otherwise, it could be a great template to use in future