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Headache from doing blow last evening
GF turned 25 and thus became too old
still cringes inside from his acting role in titanic
How many times do you this his gfs have asked him to recreate various scenes from his films, particularly titanic?
“Hihi paint me like one…”
“GET OUT”
This is what ‘money can’t buy happiness’ used to, and should be, about. Construing it to mean that the rest of us should feel content living paycheck to paycheck (or worse) is gross. It’s true that you can want for nothing and still be miserable, though.
money can’t make you happy when money didn’t make you unhappy, but it can relieve a lot of the misery inflicted by material conditions
“You’re my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.”
E: ducking autocorrupt
> My house is too big
> I have too many wives
> I clogged my toilet this morning because I shited a gold brickOh how the grapes have gilberted
Looks like the wolf has finally hit the wall
He just learned the hard way that these aren’t wolf streets, these are wall streets.
Spaghetti arms
