Very recent, conclusive evidence shows anomalous temporal discrepancies in the timeline of recorded events. Evidence points to an alternate dystopian universe of digital slaves in surveillance capitalism after a slow coup stole the right of ownership and autonomy required for citizens in a democracy. Further, this traitorous faction spuriously created a propaganda of outsourcing they sold as a service economy where all production was offshored to regions that enabled decoupling of banking from the working class, cashing in the competitiveness of the working class for oligarchic inheritance cronyism.

In further news. An increase in universal basic income has been scheduled after a new automation system has proven successful…