If you’ve looked around and checked some menus, you’d see that “Dubai chocolate” is all the rage. I saw Lindt selling it while leaving the grocery store, the bougie donut shop has a seasonal Dubai chocolate donut, and a cart opened up selling it locally too.
How has pistachio + chocolate been able to inspire such a marketing blitz? Why do 3 real estate conglomerates in a trench coat pretending to be a country need to invent a new dessert? Lastly, since Dubai is close to Iran, where I assume they source their pistachios, shouldn’t all this pistachio stuff be red?
“Dubai Chocolate” is a euphemism for when sex workers take a shit on some Dubai millionaire’s/billionaire’s chest. This product category was astro turfed to overload the SEO/mindshare to refer to actual chocolate instead.
I wish I was joking.
the next trend will be a chocolate nut log called the Cleveland Steamer
That’s crazy, do you have a source for this?
I don’t see any evidence to the contrary.
I’m sure they have investigated. I’d really just like any source older than the food refer to Dubai chocolate with that definition to show people — if it did work, it would be buried but still out there
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Fitting that the pistachio filling in the OP picture literally looks like baby shit then