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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

dad vs watermelon

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Jeena@piefed.jeena.net
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    Most people do it with a plastic wrap which they then throw away and polite the environment with.

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      …polite the environment…

      Do they give it a sincere “Good day to you!”?

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        Give the environment a little plastic present, as a treat

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      On one hand, the plastic one works. This one doesn’t.

      On the other wand, there’s that entire politeness problem.

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        I use lids and plates to cover up food in the fridge all the time, why wouldn’t it work as well as plastic wrap?

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          Because it’s not covering up the surface of the fruit. There’s plenty of space for air to circulate there.

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        Just got to have a wand like Bellatrix Lestrange’s then.

        No politeness there…

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