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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

Anon shops for diamonds

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Anon shops for diamonds

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Rings are socially relevant demarcations of sexual availability. Diamonds are just shiny rocks. Frankly, rings with any stones in them piss me off. They catch on your clothes and rip your favorite fucking sweater, and it’s laundry day so you can’t even grab something else because your other clothes are soaked in vomit because projectile vomiting all over a crowd is the most reasonable course of action when you’re a dumb asshole dicking around on a balcony on new years, apparently.

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      Well this reply certainly took a turn! Especially since NYE was 9+ months ago. Woman have had sex that night, and given birth since then. And you still haven’t done laundry yet???

      Dude.

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        Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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          deleted by creator

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      Oddly specific ending

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      You can have well made rings with stones that don’t catch on fabrics

      Source: I make rings

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