It already exists but it’s too damn expensive. It’s called magic the gathering
Before ejaculation, sperm in mammals remain in a low-energy, inactive state. Once released, they begin their journey through the female reproductive tract
Mine usually die on my belly like a sexy little nightly genocide.
Imagery privileges revoked, I read everything you write with aphantasia on now.
For the last time, it is not the year of the Linux Desktop
as an unapologetic irrational linux zealot, i find your joke…
fuckin hilarious 😂, well done
I got a face and body that ain’t never going to have to worry about that.
ill believe it when i see it come to market. male birth control pills are being hyped up and anxiously awaited more than even new hair pills.
You speak truth, but I post cum article.
Simple, just put on a MAGA hat.
They finally made a pill that replicates the side effects of my physical appearance.
The ole bag over my head trick never fails
Note: Only use this trick with affirmative consent.
No I always put it on right in front of them, they typically sigh with relief.
They invented the Cybertruck?
Wonder how many more dumbass men will give their partners STIs when this hits the market. There are so many men who see male contraceptive as the key to being able to “raw dog” it, and that’s literally the only reason they care about its development.
“It’s okay babe, we’re both taking birth control, no need for a condom.”
Women give men STIs too and I’ve meet plenty of ladies who hate condoms.
And also catholics.
For sure, but I think that there is a lot of disinfo from doctors about the long-term effects of taking particular birth control for women, and people are afraid of talking about it in the “Tylenol causes autism” climate - for good reason. The men should be the one shouldering the medical burden in enabling the relationship raw dogging!
To be clear I just mean that like Adderall, the way it’s prescribed is really stupid and can lead to side effects. The best way to do it is probably some kind of rotation of methods to dodge their side effects. I’m not saying the treatment shouldn’t be provided.
What’s the status on that gel stuff? Hormonal controls are not ideal.
Dunno but I want the vaxx idc 😩