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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Know your limits

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    2 个月前

    The “sleep will win”?

    If you’re having trouble sleeping, I suggest retiring. Retiring does wonders for being able to sleep.

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      How does one do that in their mid-twenties?

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        Have rich parents or no soul :)

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          How do I contact the devil to sell my soul?

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            Just talk to the people at Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, they are sure to know the devil on a first name basis.

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        Live in a cave and eat mushrooms. Retirement guaranteed to last the rest of your life!

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