Fuck that, I will mess with shit.

“I want all humans to be able to change sex, race or species at will.”

“Give every human being the ability to experience what someone else has experienced by pressing a small button on the top of our heads.”

“Make volcanoes erupt food. Just endless, nutritious food for everyone.”

“Babies are hatched from eggs. I dunno man, seems like it would be silly.”

“No more mosquitoes. Replace them with tiny little airplanes that sometimes circle around you and you have to swat them down like king kong.”