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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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That's a Monday reply

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    This is why I like working at places where I don’t dread helping my clients lol

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      13 hours ago

      and where I don’t have email

  • blinfabian@feddit.nl
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    you work from 9 in the morning to 5 at night? damn, american working hours are harsh

    • Konstant@lemmy.world
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      What are you talking about? Those a normal hours for a lot of businesses everywhere

      • blinfabian@feddit.nl
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        thats a 20 hour work shift wdym?..

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        No America bleerrggg

    • gerryflap@feddit.nl
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      Uhhhhh you don’t? 8 hours are normal pretty much everywhere. Maybe I misunderstood you

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        nah, it’s 9 9 6 or some new shit they came up with

    • Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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      8-ish hours is normal in Norway to. Allthough 8 - 15:30. With 30 min for lunch. 37,5 hours is a normal week for me.

  • mrmanager@lemmy.today
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    People work until 17 on Fridays?

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Nope, we just claim to.

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        True, but you’re still physically stuck somewhere or chained to a computer.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    Fridays should always be read only.

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    • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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      The peace button, care of the ‘Island’ app.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Eh, I have a completely separate login on my phone for work crap.

      • kamen@lemmy.world
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        That’s if you happen to have work apps on your private phone to begin with.

        • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          We can have private apps on our work phone

          • baines@lemmy.cafe
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            11 hours ago

            why would you do that?

            • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I don’t do it btw but we install apps differently if they are for work or not. We can switch on and off work apps so we are not necessarily accessible when we use the phone

            • optional@sh.itjust.works
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              Why not? My company pays for my work phone and the mobile plan. Why should I buy, carry around and pay the plan for a second phone?

              My company is reasonable when it comes to contacting me, though. When I’m not at work they won’t contact me. If that wasn’t the case, I could see the need for separate devices.

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        Huh, I’ve had work profile enabled for ~1.5 years and have never noticed this notification toggle. Thanks!

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        Either I don’t have that in my phone or I’m stupid and can’t find it. Probably the latter. Whatever the case is, I need this

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          Not all Android phones support it. I used “Island” to enable it on mine: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.oasisfeng.island&hl=en_AU

          I keep the work WhatsApp, Email and Facebook Messenger in it.

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      For reals, though

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      Work culture in around the world is fucked. We all know we’re essentially pushing a rock from one side of the room to the other, all so some guy can have multiple homes and a private sexual abuse island. That Guys best friend also gets to be president, while I have to make a schedule to show my bosses work is being done… Like what? Can’t I just do the work and you verify with your own two eyes? No, if it’s not on the schedule that some middle manager only sees but never verifies if it got done, it’s the same as not doing it.

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        Yup. At my job it’s fairly common for annoying “urgent” requests to come in late afternoon on Fridays. Often from some of the upper management folks who do very little work. They finally realize “whoops, the weekend is almost here!” They suddenly want to check a box somewhere to make it look like they actually did something this week. And, of course, the requests are always a hand-off to someone in my department to do the actual work (which the requestor will take full credit for after we close the ticket).

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        Interviews are two way. Prioritise finding a good boss, it really helps when it turns out the wider work environment is shit

  • TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
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    legit me

  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    Looks like a phishing email!

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    Future me’s problem. Yes.

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