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Lies. This didn’t work for me.
(I am ∞ years old)
Wait let me get my calculator out
Do the math yourself. It might take about 4 years to get the correct result, but the truth is worth that time!
What if I forget when i started?
Then you can subtract 4 later.
Whew. That’s good. I wouldn’t want to be that old.
Joke’s on you, I don’t know how old I am.
Past ~30, I stopped caring. I just remember my birthdate. Anything else can be inferred ad hoc.
I’m pushing 50. One time I bought a cake to the office just for fun and later realized that my bday was on that week.
Holy shit! This works!
This even works if you do it with your eyes closed. 🤯
I don’t know I’m really slow at math it could take me four years.
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?
