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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前

Dear Amazon

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前
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    Have you tried using it harder?

    “With a little effort it’s a consumable article”, Amazon probably.

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      All products are consumable products if the quality is bad enough.

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      I wish there was a dummy on that toilet… then I could make an explosive diarrhea joke.

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        Best I found:

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          Close enough.

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      Have you tried using it harder?

      Answering that requires some calibration. What’s the middle ground between explosives and a healthy diet? Because I suspect that “I eat nothing but taco bell” qualifies as “harder”.

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