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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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    “Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

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      deleted by creator

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        Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point

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          Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her

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      smooth 👍

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      You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

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      “Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

      Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

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        Damn son save some for the rest of us.

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      Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

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