🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1515
arrow-up1515imageAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoSitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
minus-squarefalseWhite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoOn those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoSome mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
minus-squareRacerX@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWell step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
minus-squarernercle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months ago1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8 8+8=16 16+16=32 32+32=64 64+64=128 128+128=256 256+256=512 512+512=1024 1024+1024=2048 2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet
Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo