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“Yes, I should be… [notices the intense light coming from the burning kitchen] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?”
“Half-life 3?”
Well…… uhhmmm……. Excuse me
Of course.
My grid power is sourced from a nuclear reactor. It would literally be steam powered because reactors are glorified steam turbines.
Turning a valve releases steam.
The entire thing is a steam machine.
It’s a coal machine. You put coal in, it releases steam, it makes electricity, which makes porn appear on the screen.
🥁
It’s really not a 🥁 moment, in my opinion! But I will upvote it regardless.





