You have to move all the black pixel blocks into the empty spaces and solve the puzzle to open the link. Than cenobites come out of your phone and show you pleasures beyond pain.

Beware, I live!

You have to delete your current character and restart the game unfortunately. Make sure when you select background you choose…

• Skin Color: White
• Gender: Male
• Parents: Politician, Actor, or Oil/Rare Mineral Baron
• Background: Trust Fund Baby
• Starter Location: Any Capitalist, this let’s you exploit the game mechanics
• Sexual Preference: CIS
• Religion: Christian

Be sure when you select stats to max out Charisma. The rest don’t really matter, you can leave Intelligence low but make sure it’s at least 1 so you can speak.

This is a screenshot from Pom Poko (1994) Studio Ghibli. They were cool with this for kids.

I think some countries are just less prudish. Personally I let my kids watch it, better than seeing someone getting gutted or shot.

Nintendo probably started cracking down harder as they grew because of backlash from parents across the globe. Have to meet everyone’s expectations.

Conically yokai Tanuki have big stretchy ball sacs they use for various things, like fighting, playing drums, flying…

In real life Japanese goldsmiths used to use Tanuki scrotums to help pound gold into very thin gold leaf, place the gold under the skin as a buffer well they hammer it flat. They favored tanuki scrots because they were very tough and malleable, they could take a pounding better than any other animal skins. Why you get the big balls folklore and belief that tanuki bring prosperity and wealth. I looked this all up one day because I bought a couple tanuki statues from an estate sale that I kept on my porch for awhile and wondered why the nuts were so big.

Anyway, yeah she probably wants those nuts.

Have you seen housing and car prices? It’s only getting harder for the c-suite to afford new mansions and fancy cars each year. To make matters worse, they have to give the workers just enough to stay in their studio apartments and get bus fare in the shitty part of town.

Someone has to consider the costs to maintain their elite lifestyle. How else will they come into work for 1-2 hours a week?

If the couch lady needs to wear undies to hide her couch cooch. Why does the man couch not have a floppy dick and balls on the floor?

The early wyrm gets the sperm.

Looks like my grandma.

They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.

So it gets hard when they spit on it? Just like your mom does to my dick.

j/k

Uh oh, I’m in danger.

It was that song LeFou sang about Gaston. LeFou was thirsting.

Typically complex tax concepts are easier to explain with Mascots. If only their was one that made sense?

Stick conductive metal in the outlet and you will be transported to the fey realm.

JAWESOME!!

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I read this and the comments and still don’t know what the fuck is considered “the top 20”.

I do reinforce the metrics by playing most games that are 10+ years old now. Though I do got my eye on Timberborn, but I’d assume that’s not the “top 20” and they are talking AAA bullshit I haven’t been interested in years because they just seem to be regurgitate repeats or copies of the same formula that worked before a AAA company just reskined it and added a $90 price tag.

So I learned from someone helping me train my dog to walk on a leash. They do this to read your subtle visual cues. Basically make sure they are headed where you are, seeking approval, and to make sure there is no danger around.

Domestic dogs have become very good at reading human body language as a means of survival and due to being pack animals.

They do this because they trust you to know what you are doing and checking in on your guidance.