There was never a fire in Nibelheim. It was all fake.

#Sephirothdidnothingwrong

Principal Skinner: Yes, it’s a regional dialect.

Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate Midgar

Superintendent Chalmers: Really. Well, I’m from Kalm and I never heard anyone use the phrase, “steamed hams.”

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Kalm, no; it’s a Junon expression.

Superintendent Chalmers: I see.