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minus-squareOpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days ago#3 from Elmo sounds kind of ominous. What if something goes down and I don’t want to be friends anymore? … Elmo?
minus-squareWimopy@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoNote the confidence that point was said with. What you say will not come to pass, as Elmo clearly has perfect knowledge of the future Trust the all-knowing Elmo. He’s your friend, forever and always.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoHe eats your eyes and then your rectum while you sleep.
#3 from Elmo sounds kind of ominous. What if something goes down and I don’t want to be friends anymore? … Elmo?
You called…?
Note the confidence that point was said with. What you say will not come to pass, as Elmo clearly has perfect knowledge of the future
Trust the all-knowing Elmo. He’s your friend, forever and always.
He eats your eyes and then your rectum while you sleep.