Nuclear Powered Steam Locomotives

Pros:

• Looks cool as hell.
• Only needs to be refuled every 25 years.
• It’s a steam locomotive.
• It’s a steam locomotive.
• Did I mention it’s a steam locomotive?

Cons:

• Have to replace the fireman with a nuclear engineer.
• Still have to stop to grease bearings and take on water periodically.
• Hazardous radioactive materials.

Pros clearly outweigh the cons. What are we waiting for?