I swear he made the 4th to rid the world of people who fall asleep during performances, and I love him for it.

And for all the other bangers too. I’m sure many composers in history have reflected on their pieces and whispered under their breath “you know what this song needs? Canons!” But did they have the balls to do it? No.

This ends my exposition on why Tchaikovsky is the greatest composer to have ever lived. Thank you.