WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump, speaking from the Oval Office […]
Sure this is satire now. But, he’ll say this brain-dead bullshit sometime in the near future.
The show Veep basically wrapped when Trump got elected in 2016 because he said dumber shit than they could write for the characters.