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downhomechunk@midwest.social to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

don't try to deny it

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don't try to deny it

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downhomechunk@midwest.social to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Zorque@kbin.social
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    I wish :'(

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      We can only dream of reaching such heights.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Or depths

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          If you’re having trouble reaching depths, you need a longer hot dog.

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    What about the above average performance limited edition super max version?

    • mihnt@kbin.social
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      This one?

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        “Cooks up to 850 hot dogs per hour”

        My word. First we landed on the moon and now humanity can achieve THIS!?

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          Oh, you want throughput?

          • Doombot1
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            Throughput, you say?

            • mihnt@kbin.social
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              We take the hotdogs and they go through the put, yes.

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          It would make a fun treadmill

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        This human body, never before have I seen how much it limits me in comparison to the perfection I have just witnessed

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    That’s more like a month for me.

    • downhomechunk@midwest.socialOP
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      Quality over quantity when it comes to weiners. I could do it in 3 weeks if I wanted to, but I like to take my time with each one.

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        I have no standards!

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    deleted by creator

    • downhomechunk@midwest.socialOP
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      I know what you mean. Where is the celery salt?

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          Sexist, eh? I’m dude and also got told I take 500k weiners.

          Weiners for all!

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        • downhomechunk@midwest.socialOP
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          There is a downvote button. And a report button.

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  • Echo71Niner@lemm.ee
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    The only trap is how old is that hotdog you just bought because you are hungry.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    and spend similar amount of time in convenience stores

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    I mean, you’re welcome.

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