I asked ChatGPT for a parody, and it isn’t terrible …

The measles made a show, (clap-clap-clap-clap) Like politics gone feral!

We argued yes and no, (clap-clap-clap-clap) On facts that ain’t empirical.

The fever’s burnin’ bright, (clap-clap-clap-clap) While leaders trade in breezes—

They fund a culture fight, (clap-clap-clap-clap) But can’t outshout the Measles!

We scroll the daily news, (clap-clap-clap-clap) And wonder who it pleases—

While pundits choose their views, (clap-clap-clap-clap) And skip the real diseases.

They posture left and right, (clap-clap-clap-clap) We’re stuck with mid-century freezes—

It’s 2025, alright, (clap-clap-clap-clap) So why the vintage Measles?

We’ve marched and voted long, (clap-clap-clap-clap) For better stuff than these is—

So raise your voice in song, (clap-clap-clap-clap) And raise your guard ’gainst Measles!