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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore

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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore

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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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WASHINGTON, DC—A Gallup/Harris Interactive poll released Monday indicates that nearly nine out of 10 Americans are “tired of having a country.”
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  • GuyFawkes@midwest.social
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    Spotted this easy; number was too low.

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    Whew, had to check the name of the community.

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      I started to bite down too

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    What are countries good for, anyway? Let’s all be an autonomous collective and agree to take turns acting as a sort of executive officer of the week.

    • Arthur Besse@lemmy.mlOP
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      but all decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting

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        … by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major…

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Well…I’m tired of having THIS country…

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    I wish.

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