Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do things where you’re from, ’round here we have our own way of dealin’ with criminals, and that’s […]
  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.socialEnglish
    6·
    1 day ago

    You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence

  • slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish
    18·
    2 days ago

    Huh!
    That only works wherever they’ve tried it!
    Can’t possibly work here!