Cornetto

I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please

Need some more milk, cheers

The contents of the till, please

A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.

Grab one of them frozen pizzas for me, mate!

Cheers!

Cornetto

Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis

One pinto bean please

Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can’t tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock’s ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.

Do they still do those dank japalpeno pretzel bites? Like 3 bags of those

…and a nailgun

Their knock-off Pringles aka “Prongles” in our house.

Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a “G” on the box. Hence, “Gagnums”.

No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.

I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.

Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!