• BanMe@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Whenever I hold up a bug, and say to everyone, “Look, a bug, of the true order of bugs,” everyone leaves the room because I’m doing the bug speech again

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      21 hours ago

      Yeah that’s because that sounds funny. You should change it to something like “look, a bug. And I say that as this is a member of the order ‘hemiptera’, also known as ‘true bugs.’”

      Or perhaps it’s just your face? People listen to me quite easily.