fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 days agoCan't touch this!mander.xyzimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1304file-text
arrow-up1304imageCan't touch this!mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/new-mantis-discovered-dancing-like-a-snake?linkId=888988117
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·edit-211 days agoShe: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!” He: *makes hissing noises* She: “Oh shit, a snake!”
minus-squarehalvar@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 days agoAnd like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoThe lack of a second penis would be a clue.
She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: “Oh shit, a snake!”
And like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?
The lack of a second penis would be a clue.