This is a much cheaper and faster way to get nuclear power.

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    Stop worrying.

    It’s all fine. It’ll stay fine.

    Look, I don’t know much about nuclear reactors, but I do know when you jam some plutonium in some stuff steam comes out and goes brrrr.

    Does that sound like something dangerous? Dangerous things don’t go brrrrr.

    Steam is just water. Do you hate water? Hydrophobes like you make me sick.

    How else am I supposed to get 3d models of giant titted anime waifus that will say filthy things to me while crank my hog?

    Nuclear reactors go brrrrr. My hog goes brrrrrr. Anime waifus go brrrrrr. See? Totally safe.

    Also, not to be pedantic, but it’s spelled nookyalurr.