• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    We’re sorry, but you have insufficient funds for the pastor to lift your head out of the water. You can purchase the 17.1 inches of translation and 45 degrees of rotation for 50,000 preach tokens. Would you like to buy 50,000 preach tokens now and immediately redeem your items?

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      Sorry, our preach tokens can only be purchased in 3 tiers:

      • 12,500 preach tokens
      • 49,995 preach tokens
      • 1,250,500 preach tokens