Whoever this “Dr. Oetker” is, he needs to pay for his crimes in the Hague
SS commander Pizzaburger Hotdog was hanged for his crimes.
He was a famous spy sent to infiltrate the US during the war.
“Hello mine friends! I am your chum and pal, regular GI (yee-eye) Private Pizzaburger Hotdog, don’t you know. It sure is good to a regular american citizen be in these United American States. Say, have you of this new war in Europe where the handsome but misguided strong German men are fighting bravely against the innocent and not att all menacing Eastern hordes of Poland heard? Such wars are terrible, this my homeland of America should never get involved in such wars.”
Dr. Oetker literally should have been hanged at nuremburg. But even after he survived that, which he shouldn’t have, someone ought to have killed when he founded and funded a charity organisation dedicated to helping the SS after the war.
tiramisu pizza sounds interesting. pizzaburger hotdog sounds like something that would get you beaten to death in new york and chicago.
Pizzaburger hotdog sounds like something I’d see written on a street vendor sign in a Yakuza game.
It sounds like what people who don’t listen to Midwest emo think midwest emo songs are called
I live in the northeast so my world of pizza is all ny style and I can say these are crimes against humanity.
The pizza burger had some of the worst tv ads of all time. Think dude wipes but for snack food.
Fishstick pizza is insane
I recall having seen ‘chocolate pizza’ some time ago.
Now you see I dont mind this too much. This just looks like a flat chocolate cake which is ok in my book.
This one wasn’t terrible. Disappointing but almost living up to the expectations.
What are you, a gay Italian fish?
I would probably eat that if I were high enough
Like low-effort clam pie
Half of the country was occupied by the Brits and US.
Also, fun fact: Cartographers, to spot copy-cats, frequently add figments into their works. Like an insignificant path that’s never been there and no reasonable person would want to walk, or cities that never existed nor anyone would ever want to visit. Bielefeld, for example. Dr. Oetker is such a product for ALDI.
Bonus: Germans have discounters with funny names such as Hit and Jawoll! (with exclamation point). The latter has the largest selection of industrial chemistry. You literally can find gallons of pure acid a shelf away from chocolate.
Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin
Pizza Pasta
please, Pizzaburger Hot Dog is my father’s name. call me Baloney MayoButter
Pizzaburger? Now that’s what I call a hot dog!
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