We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
I can’t believe this is a real story.
Why can’t they be like normal billionaires and just go outside and play with their submersibles?
I’d rather see them have a duel at dawn, or whenever.
So zuccyboy called musk and said, hey elon my metatrap is not getting any free publicity lately & your blue bird looks kinda dead, do you have any ideas? Sure, let’s stage some fake mma bs so that everybody can talk about, Joe will do some small talk for the populi about our everyday struggles, shinning different light on our cumbersome lives and we profit again. Great idea loonyboy, I’m in.
They’re literally having a cross platform conversation to drive traffic
Ahh, the ol’ early Trump playbook.
I swear, the world’s turned into a parody of itself without any of us realizing it. Where’s the fucking cameras?
We realize. There’s just no way to stop this right now.
We do, in fact, live in the dumbest possible timeline.
The first time I saw this headline I thought it was from one of those Onion offshoot websites and skimmed it over. I can’t believe it’s real, but I’m both delighted and dumbfounded that it is!
I choose to believe they’re doing this for our entertainment. Out of the goodness of their hearts. Things have been rough lately and we all need a little silliness and fun. Thanks, guys!
I think there was a weird reddit post awhile back where a guy saw Mark in his karate class. I dunno, rich people are people too and I guess this is a win-win for both of them. They get to live their rich lives, and it’s a spectacular publicity stunt.
Zuckerberg has actually been winning BJJ competitions.
Musk has a LOT more weight on him and I believe some height too.
I just want to see Elon’s jibblies jobbling all over the place. Flippity flappity I want to see this happity.
My money is on the Zuck, he’s got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck’s gonna tear him apart; he’s got that android strength.
LMAO
I had to look this up because I thought it was fake.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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More billionaires in cage matches and submarines plz
I ate the news. Thought this was the onion…
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn’t include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
People are gonna bet stocks on this fight, I can feel it
My understanding is that Twitter stock is a bit hard to come by right now?
The Zuck has a lot of training. Musk is a fat roll. Not a good matchup.
Plus, Zuckerberg doesn’t feel pain. He doesn’t feel anything.
What if Zuckerberg just unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole? I hope the ref doesn’t interfere.
Great comment here.
I hope he fucking chokes on it too. Both lose and everyone else wins.
Actually it’s a great matchup cause we get to see musk get pummeled.
Pillsbury Doughmusk’s gonna become the lizard’s lunch.
Hopefully they off each other.
Yes because with any other scenario no matter who wins we lose.
Could we just leave them in the cage?
These two guys together in the same room would create a negative charisma black hole
Why’s everybody seething with rage? This is hilarious. It’s easy to get bent out of shape when the flaws of powerful people have a disproportionate effect on others, but those flaws are, in themselves, an indication that the humanity has not yet been completely purged from industrialized society.
Okay, you hate the rich. I understand, but we’ve been dealing with them since we noticed that grain grows better on certain land, and we’ll be stuck dealing with them until individuals can freely convert matter and energy. Okay, these guys are egomaniacal man babies. They’re taking it out on each other! Honestly, would you rather they resolved their differences and cut a deal to (further) integrate Meta and Twitter? Let them fight.
I like this attitude and I agree! It’s your turn to be here for our entertainment, silly rich manbabies. Dance for us!
What a great way to sum it up! It’s time they wore their clown shoes and did some tricks for us.
Make it to the death!
Both?
Two billionaires enter, zero leave
I would sub to see that!
word sub keeps reminding me of these 5 unlucky guys lmao
Thanks for catching the pun I was trying to make, while we were on the topic of billionaires dying.
