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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

anon is hungover

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anon is hungover

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • frank@sopuli.xyz
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    22 hours ago

    hungover as fuck

    Still drunk from 2004

    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      21 hours ago

      > Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up

      > Looks up.

      > “You’re Donald Trump.”

      > “Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump.”

      > “What.”

      > “and you are secretary of defense.”

      > “What?”

      > " And we’re going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."

      > “WHAT.”

  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    >be pete hegseth

    I’d rather not

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    I had to check to make sure this wasn’t how I first heard of our latest invasion.

  • OwlPaste@lemmy.world
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    Sounds legit, il add it to my 2026 bingo card

  • kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOP
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    eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

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