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A tweet reading “don’t talk to me like this ever again” above a screenshot of a notification saying “Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!”
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You track your ovulation cycle with an app.
I pee on a stick.
We are not the same.
Cowabunga! We just made $73 selling your ovulation status dude!
Especially when so many big countries are run by fascists who are especially interested in such data
Totally fallopian tubular, dude!
And in a few years, it’ll read “ovum’s rdy on god frfr”
And, oddly enough, people still won’t be able to spell pragnent.
*pregrenant
*pregonate
Play it safe: Bum in the oven.
Bum or bun? :)
Bun in the ovrn
You mean prrrrrrrregante! ?
Sharing for those in this thread who’ve never seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
Just leaving this here so everyone can go wild:
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category%3AEnglish_lemmas&from=PR
That link doesn’t work for me.
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Well, it works on my desktop, but on mobile that link doesn’t work.Going wild is how I got pergonent 😔
pregabalin?? 😨😨 but I thought you used condor 😫
No Ragrets
Am I the only one wondering why David Bowie’s 1972-1973 alter ego is telling dudes that they’re ovulating? 🤔
He can induce ovulation in anyone, just like that
pwetty pwease… myes… want,~
That’s probably why he was retired so quickly: overpopulation everywhere he performed was becoming a problem
How did it know my superhero name?
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