• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      " Melania was tounging my ass so good I had to put her number in my phone as “roll up the rim to win.”

      “I made your wife cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute our of it and Don McKellar played my dick.”

      " I made Melania so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed"