An intercepted call reveals Russian soldiers saying they have no food or water at the front, and that they’re experiencing rapid weight loss and collapsing logistics.
The New York Times headline for this will be Can Ukraine Keep Up With Russia’s Innovation In Frontline Culinary Tactics?
Give a man a meal, he’ll be fed for a day. Give a man a meal of high explosives, he’ll be fed for life. (Your joke only traditionally structured.)
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
– Terry Pratchett