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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 19 days ago

Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday

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Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 19 days ago
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HOUSTON—Insisting he still believed in the dream that Americans from all circumstances could eventually become sexual deviants, conservative man Samuel Welker reportedly defended child molesters implicated in the Epstein files Monday in case he himself some day became a child molester. “Sure, I don’t have a ton of young girls at my disposal now, but […]
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      The editorial team has been crushing it! They started their physical newspaper again! My coworker has been bringing it to the break room and it’s still funny and well written. Less weird skeptic stuff, and more politics, but it’s what we need.

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