I cant believe this is a real product

https://archive.is/shBjQ

Not interested

Sure is. Im actually surprised the HOA hasn’t stopped me

Pumpkins

Moth caterpillars are eating all my mini pumpkins but I dont want to hurt the polinators 😩

That homo probably sucks on the straw too

Simple. Don’t throw them in the ocean. Why are you throwing them in the ocean?

They are dead

Same

Including the sandwich guy

It used to have more of a geocities vibe. I could create a new subreddit and it ostensibly belonged to me.

A farce with lots of nukes, mkay

There are very few someones with the authority to do anything. Assuming you meant nonviolently…

Penis

FALSE. This is a branch IF YOU CANt SEE THAT YOU A FUDGING MAROON

The only one I have plugs into a microphone jack on a phone

What happens when you realize that most of them want Hitler

Fish fuck in it.