Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1668
arrow-up1668image... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-21 month agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squaremoopet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoGodspeed! You sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoPeople bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.