• crapwittyname@feddit.uk
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    19 hours ago

    You’re just jealous because you’ve never shat your pants in the oval office. All the greats have done it. Elvis said he wanted to do it. And I did it folks, I did it. They said I wasn’t gonna do it, but I did it. Sleepy Joe Biden couldn’t do it, I did it. The democrats said it wasn’t possible but I did it. I did it harder -you wouldn’t believe- harder and noisier. They said it couldn’t be done, can you believe it? They said it couldn’t be done, but I did it. I did it. And they’re saying, you know what they’re saying? They’re saying it’s the most historical shart. I couldn’t believe it. But they said it’s the most historical. In history, folks. And it’s funny, you know, they don’t like to hear it! They don’t like it. But I say America first. America first. And that’s why I had to do it. That’s why I had to do it. And they love it, really. They love it.