Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living
But it’s just dead people posting 6 7 memes in 2050
Turns out Black Mirror was too subtle
It’s Ubik
Just another example of capitalists not respecting the intellectual property of the proletariat. When I get a message from a dead relative informing me about the opportunity of a lifetime, I used to feel assured knowing that the person who owned the bot was someone just like me.
Now? Not so much.

Even in death
Even in death, i post
this idea is at least 10 years old, fucking patent office ain’t shit.
This sounds pretty useful given how often I forget to unfriend people immediately after they die.
god left the chat






