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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

He's so close to getting it...

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He's so close to getting it...

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    What is lightly married?

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      It’s a thinner batter - think tempura rather than chipshop fish (or corndog if you’re of the USian persuasion).

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        You guys put corndog batter on fish???

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          No, it’s not as thick as that, but it’s thicker than tempura batter.

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      lol, maybe engaged? So like wearing just the engagement ring instead of both rings?

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        Soo… Just regular engaged?

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          But with a chance

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            I think it was jus a joke…

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      Idk I’ve known married couples that preferred to live far apart or other married couples who were casual partners but needed marital benefits

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      20 years in. Nobody is taking it that seriously any more.

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