• Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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    2 days ago

    I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R’lyeh and let me tell you- there’s plenty of fish in the sea

    • ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

        • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to yell “leave me alone aunt Becky!”. Now I’m not invited to family picnics anymore.