Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

Anon uses his computer

lemmy.world

message-square
12
fedilink
325

Anon uses his computer

lemmy.world

kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago
message-square
12
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    38
    ·
    edit-2
    16 days ago

    using windows 98

    leaves it on for 99 seconds

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      16 days ago

      Universe implodes

  • radix@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    16 days ago

    This is why Windows peaked with version 2000.

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    edit-2
    16 days ago

    Using Windows 3.1

    Insert 3.5 floppy

  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    16 days ago

    God I fucking miss XP

    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      16 days ago

      I agree, it’s my favorite windows version. I used it for work for years and it was very reliable.

      Now, thirty years later and I get lag opening a menu. I’m sure it’s my fault for daring to open “control panel”

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      edit-2
      16 days ago

      Changes KDE Plasma or Cinnamon desktop to Expose theme or XP theme

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      edit-2
      16 days ago

      opens an eXPonential number of windows; crashes

  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    16 days ago

    Using windows 95

    Open Internet Explorer

    windows crashes

    After 30 years, Windows has come full circle.

    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      16 days ago

      certainly do not try to plug in a scanner

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    16 days ago

    open 12 windows

    I mean it’s called Windows 11, duh!

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    16 days ago
    IndexError: list index out of range
    

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 911 users / day
  • 2.82K users / week
  • 5.09K users / month
  • 11K users / 6 months
  • 7 local subscribers
  • 8.02K subscribers
  • 1.83K Posts
  • 64.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org