I’m not sure if steamdb can search the entire catalog, but at https://steamdb.info/sales/ you can put a filter on the maximum number of reviews.

Not exactly the same thing, but may be a decent proxy.

I’ve had games purchased for me, but I’m not really into first person shooters, especially competitive ones, and especially especially on a console where I’m stuck using a controller.

So Black Ops III and the Master Chief Collection may be awesome for lots of people, but that’s not my jam.

Frankly, it does look exactly like every sword-wielding, walking skeleton I’ve seen IRL. No notes.

Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

To hell with that, I’d download two.

If it looks like a cobra, it’s a cobra, and if it looks like a viper, it’s a viper.

The part where they convinced people this is a real law.

Turtle with a runny nose.

“I’m a lone wolf.”

OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?

I bought the whole sensor, I’m gonna use the whole sensor.

Is that a research grant I hear calling?

Obviously the number of PC gamers in Japan was previously -1,500,000. It’s now -4,500,000.

Teachers: You can’t divide by zero.
Nature: Hey guys, check this shit out.

In other news, sales of the caveman fad diet books have cratered.

Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.

“If you’re not paying for the product, then you are the product.”

The phrase has its uses, but shit like this is what happens when it’s taken to the extreme.

What’s the worst that could happen if we eradicate all the rats, flies, mosquitoes, and sparrows?

hunter2

Payment processors, if left on their own, would take any money from any person for any reason. This is more to do with a patchwork of laws that are trying to snuff out anything “adult” and will absolutely sweep up every party even remotely involved in the transaction.

They’re covering their own ass. It’s cowardice, not righteousness.

They were living in 2025 when they posted that in 2023. I don’t think the stats software is the biggest story here.