He just needs a hug from his mother, Great Tit.

Water: good

Hyperhydration: exists

The dose makes the poison.

It helps when everywhere in that mile radius (and more) is considered walking distance in much of Europe, but Americans would rather drive.

Carcinisation will not be stopped.

Like the first death in Cube (gore).

I’m not sure if steamdb can search the entire catalog, but at https://steamdb.info/sales/ you can put a filter on the maximum number of reviews.

Not exactly the same thing, but may be a decent proxy.

I’ve had games purchased for me, but I’m not really into first person shooters, especially competitive ones, and especially especially on a console where I’m stuck using a controller.

So Black Ops III and the Master Chief Collection may be awesome for lots of people, but that’s not my jam.

Frankly, it does look exactly like every sword-wielding, walking skeleton I’ve seen IRL. No notes.

Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

To hell with that, I’d download two.

If it looks like a cobra, it’s a cobra, and if it looks like a viper, it’s a viper.

The part where they convinced people this is a real law.

Turtle with a runny nose.

“I’m a lone wolf.”

OK, so you’re too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?

I bought the whole sensor, I’m gonna use the whole sensor.

Is that a research grant I hear calling?

Obviously the number of PC gamers in Japan was previously -1,500,000. It’s now -4,500,000.

Teachers: You can’t divide by zero.
Nature: Hey guys, check this shit out.

In other news, sales of the caveman fad diet books have cratered.

Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.