Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.
It makes sense tbh since pretty soon all of the porn sites will be themselves incorporated into systemd. Systemd must consume all.
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