ICE agents get paychecks. TSA officers get food banks. Same department. Same shutdown. Different bank accounts. Congress chose who eats and who doesn't.
I forgot about my miniature multi tool with a half inch dull blade and pair of scissors that was in my flaptop bag and it got confiscated on the first flight
my boss went both ways through those same two cross-border flights right next to me with a 3" folding knife in his pocket
Another time, they cleared me to bring a cup through security that had some tiny amount of liquid inside the walls of the cup. But somehow they discovered that I wasn’t a fan of their machine that made nude pictures of people, and so they reconsidered and confiscated the cup. That was a close one. I was almost able to take a Christmas present back home with me.
batteries are meant to go in your carry on. you’re not meant to have any batteries in your checked luggage - you’re just meant to put tape over the terminals
Say what you will, they’ve never let me bring the dangerous bioweapon of bacterial vaginosis on a flight without a thorough inspection. On the other hand it did take two flights for them to notice the pepper spray in my wife’s purse that we forgot about. I don’t think they’ve ever noticed her pocket knives that she always forgets to take out.
True, saying the TSA keeps us safe is a bit of an exaggeration. But I hate ICE even more than the TSA, and they actively harm people rather than the do nothing security theater of the TSA.
TSA is very ineffective. They’ve done tests where they try to sneak stuff through, and the amount of times they were successful was shockingly high
I forgot about my miniature multi tool with a half inch dull blade and pair of scissors that was in my flaptop bag and it got confiscated on the first flight
my boss went both ways through those same two cross-border flights right next to me with a 3" folding knife in his pocket
They once caught me with a package of batteries.
Another time, they cleared me to bring a cup through security that had some tiny amount of liquid inside the walls of the cup. But somehow they discovered that I wasn’t a fan of their machine that made nude pictures of people, and so they reconsidered and confiscated the cup. That was a close one. I was almost able to take a Christmas present back home with me.
batteries are meant to go in your carry on. you’re not meant to have any batteries in your checked luggage - you’re just meant to put tape over the terminals
Say what you will, they’ve never let me bring the dangerous bioweapon of bacterial vaginosis on a flight without a thorough inspection. On the other hand it did take two flights for them to notice the pepper spray in my wife’s purse that we forgot about. I don’t think they’ve ever noticed her pocket knives that she always forgets to take out.
True, saying the TSA keeps us safe is a bit of an exaggeration. But I hate ICE even more than the TSA, and they actively harm people rather than the do nothing security theater of the TSA.
I accidently brought a folding knife through last time I flew because there was a camping knife in the bottom of a pocket I forgot to take out.