Sorry Ukraine but you are going to need to give up the rest of the Donbas, we all know you would lose it to the overwhelming military might of russia anyways.
Oh also, you are kicking russia’s ass too hard can you slow down? Maybe just don’t beat them as badly? It is impacting all of our economies and we are so very fragile like we have incorrectly narrativized you to be.
Sincerely,
Your “Allies”
Trump always saw the Iran War as an opportunity to fire all the Tomahawaks he was being pressured into giving Ukraine and to take pressure off of his daddy more broadly.
Thanks, I don’t mean to be difficult it is just I feel strongly that my president needs to be rewarded in the way he deserves, it is insult to all the sexual assault against minors (and the occasional adult) Donald J. Trump has committed that we just brush it away when we are making fun of his worthless ass.
The Dems should find some excuse to give him a gold trophy for being the most corrupt Traitor, Racist, Rapist, Ignorant, Incompetent, Pedophile in history.
“The golden piece of shit, with flies”-award