I learned the art of dodging the la chancla pretty early on. Only way I get hit is when abuela would cheat and hit me for something I did like 3 days ago and I’ve forgotten about it and I’m busy with some chore. That’s when la chancla is at its most dangerous.
As a Brazilian, the criminal part is, unfortunately, the truest. Second only to our grannies wielding a Flip flop on a hand
I learned the art of dodging the la chancla pretty early on. Only way I get hit is when abuela would cheat and hit me for something I did like 3 days ago and I’ve forgotten about it and I’m busy with some chore. That’s when la chancla is at its most dangerous.
As soon as I read the original text I knew the thrown shoe thing was gonna come up somewhere in the comments